- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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