What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Lololol

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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