Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A man penetrates another man.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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