Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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