What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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