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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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