- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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