What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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