- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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