- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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