In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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star wars kid

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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