- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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