- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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