- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

I'm rick james bitch

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

whats white jizz

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