A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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