- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

America

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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