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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I have cancer. And you're next.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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