your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

I'm rick james bitch

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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