I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Hello.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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