- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

a black man walks out of popeyes

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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