- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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