- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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