- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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