- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Take part of what?

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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