Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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