hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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