- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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