What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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