A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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miha kako si?

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