- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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