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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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