What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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