Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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miha kako si?

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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