- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

123 f*ck off

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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