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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Take part of what?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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