- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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