- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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