Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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