- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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