i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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