- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

The chickens have become self-aware!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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