HEY!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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