The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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