- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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