- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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