- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Ehh

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Bitch

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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