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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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