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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I love alchohol!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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