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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

someone called someone else a frog

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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