- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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