- Anti Joke

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

123 f*ck off

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all