Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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