What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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woman's rights

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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