- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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