What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

My spelling is horrible

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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