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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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