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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why dont they make black forks

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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