- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Adam Chebali is awesome

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Antijokes...

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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