What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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AIDS

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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