Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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