What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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