- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

The child was fired from his job.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Chuck Norris.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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