- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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