This is not funny.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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