- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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