- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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