- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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