- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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