Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Eric is gay Ha

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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