- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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