- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Cancer

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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