some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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