Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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