What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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