- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Male leadership.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

a black man pays his child support

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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