What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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it was all Tagart

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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