- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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