What would u like to drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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it was all Tagart

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

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