- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock!? . . No.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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