What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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civil rights

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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