- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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