Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

There once was this guy and he fell down

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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