- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

i like it in the mouth

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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