- Anti Joke

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a black man? Rob

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust