once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Death by kayak

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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