- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

These jokes don't have punchlines.

a man checks his mypsace

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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