"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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