Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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