- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Women's rights

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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