are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Manchester City

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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