- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your mom is so old she died

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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