- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

i wonder who made this website? a human

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Mooses

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Vagina cream... end of story

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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