- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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