- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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