- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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