Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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what is orange? an orange

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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