- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Beka has AIDS

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Ben Corbishley

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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