- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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