If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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YOU

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Sex

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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