Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

the sky is green no it is not

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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