- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is the difference?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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