- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Women's Rights..

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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