- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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